January 10, 2026

Ep. 346. Skateboard Champion: Week 5 That’s Some Show

1 hour 21 minutes

This week, Matt falls head over heels for a little place called River Flats, Chris loses his taste for skateboarding despite many many many attempts to become a champ, and you had better not mess with the Gang Mafia Mob!

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Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated, Gleaming the Cube-inspired round of the Blanking the Blank quiz (thanks again, THEKyleThomas!); Matt guides Chris through fave seg Let’s Roll a Dude, Skateboard Dude Edition, Paul makes a fool of himself in front of the boys, but it all works out in the end; and someone’s trying to sneak in a backdoor pilot!

Let’s Roll a Dude: Skateboard Dude Edition

Primary Ability

1. Strength

2. Speed

3. Dexterity

4. Charisma

5. Intelligence

6. Constitution

Skater Style

1. Jumbo charm necklace, alien sunglasses, cowboy hat

2. Farmcore

3. Leather jacket, leather pants, leather gloves, propeller beanie

4. Denim dracula

5. Punk rock in the front, adult contemporary in the back

6. Sponsored by mountain dew dorito powder punch

Skateboard Team Name

1. The Dapper Mountaineers

2. The Ogres

3. The Big Bad

4. The Young Alligators

5. The Iron Wizards

6. The Skeleton Creatures

Skate Team Vibe

1. Ska band

2. Mark is a dentist, Michelle owns her own cafe truck, Zuber works for their dad at the old pine mill, Jasper robs banks (overseas), Poppy is a tug boat captain

3. Straight-up Dexy’s Midnight Runners

4. Mad Max putt-putt golf team

5. Wizard cloaks and boomboxes

6. Buncha Trons

Competition Song (from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack)

1. Guerilla Radio – Rage Against the Machine

2. You – Bad Religion

3. Bring Tha Noize – Anthrax ft. Chuck D. of Public Enemy

4. Blood Brothers – Papa Roach

5. Cyclone – Dub Pistols

6. When Worlds Collide – Powerman 5000

Signature Move

1. Grinding all the way around a hot tub 3 times

2. Getting big air in the half pipe, landing on knee pads, sliding all the way up the other side, 180 back on to board in midair

3. Skitchin roller coaster

4. Hella big drop into gorilla enclosure, banana slide back out

5. Blazing guitar solo while flatlandi freestyling

6. 360 smashburger to primo fartslide

Discord is so Hot Right Now

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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By Matt and Chris Yule

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