This week, Matt gets an ending he hates until he sprinkles on the sarcasm, Chris takes it straight to THE man, and a new podcast feature has been permanently unlocked!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Character from this Book or One of NASCAR’s Top 50 Race Car Drivers Quiz, Chris reveals a Wild Card that adds a new twist to the podcast in the form of Power Ups (thanks, Glitchparticle!), and WEE-OO WEE-OO CRIME CAR.

Let’s talk Power Ups! When we finish a book, the winner currently receives a Get-Out-of-Sad-Pizza-Party-Free card as a reward. Thanks to a killer new Wild Card, there will now be 4 more possible Power Ups! The winner will randomly generate a number 1-5, and that will determine the power up for the next episode.

Below are the options we came up with in the episode. Feel free to jump in the discord and throw out some more ideas!

Discord is so Hot Right Now

Doing the Bluesky Thing

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Watch the YouTubes!

We’re Still on Twitter

Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

We’re on Stitcher, Too

There’s a Subreddit!

Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by the great Ron Wing.