Ben and Scott are joined by bass player and club owner extraordinaire, Herb Rosen, for a wild ride down the frothing-white-water-torrent of toxic masculinity known as John Boorman’s DELIVERANCE. Grab a paddle,zip up your life preserver, and steer towards shore as we:

• Get sent out of the room during the scary parts

• Debate the merits of Burt Reynolds sans ‘stache

• Get punched out by James Dickey

• Dislocate our collective shoulders

• Go day for night, old-school style

• Get ambiguous on your ass

• Ditch our stuntmen and drive into trees

• Come out of the forest, Princess Mononoke-style

• Fall out of our canoes, Zapruder-film style

• Use Scott’s left arm to play banjo

• Imagine Seth Rogan in tighty-whiteys

• Get homoerotic with James Spader and Jon Voigt

• Rundown NYMag’s idiotic ranking of all things Spielberg (minus SOMETHING EVIL)

• Mix our metaphors

• Swap Enoses and anuses

• Squeal like a pig en francais

And Much Much More!