This week, Chris and Matt hope you like beer because Eli’s here to talk suds, keezers, and space monsters! Also, get ready to wallow in our shame as we apologize for last week’s same-reads with some deeply depressing pizza situations.

The guys can’t apologize enough for wasting everyone’s time by getting the same EXACT read last week. Listen as the brothers recount their horrifying #PityPizzaParty experiences (you can even watch Matt’s sad ‘za jam on the YouTube), Eli does a LIVE READ, CiCi’s get a lot of love, and someone takes off in the K-1 because that is the Space Force Way.

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Original illustrations by Judith Mitchell.