The Homie Helpline features Joey, who is struggling with immense guilt over potentially missing Christmas for an anniversary trip, as his family reminds him of his sick mother. Then, the crew debates if two years of probation is worse than 20 days behind bars and unpacks the wild news that the classic Matrix code is allegedly based entirely on sushi recipes.

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