We tackle Jacob's terrifying dilemma: his "toxica" wife is making deportation jokes and demanding gifts if he wants her signature on his mom's green card application, a situation so bad that a self-proclaimed "toxic" caller tells the wife she needs to "tone down the toxica". Plus, we cover the massive opportunity for a lucky eater to become a $2,000 Las Vegas Thanksgiving buffet judge and celebrate the genius bride who walked down the aisle to the "Thong Song" played beautifully on a harp by Siren Gliss.

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