This Thanksgiving week special features a gut-busting eulogy for the perpetually bald-tired Nissan Ultima, honoring its screaming timing belt and drivers who were definite "red flags," followed by a collective horror reaction to the viral monstrosity known as the matcha turkey that resembles Shrek. The crew also help a listener navigate the treacherous waters of the "Homie Help Line," advising her about a "pretty close friend" who asked permission to date her "wonderful man" ex-husband, a level of betrayal the crew suspects has been plotting since the divorce.

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