Rauce is on a mission to be "one of the boys," and apparently that starts with hanging his keys off his belt loop like he's in a low-budget Fast & Furious spin-off. Meanwhile, Naydo dives into the awkward anthropology of walking into a party where you don't know a single soul—do you hover by the chips or find the dog? We also spiral into why group texts might just be the first horseman of the apocalypse, and then cap it off with the wild, true story of Phoenix Jones: the real-life superhero who traded his cape for a spot on the DEA's watch list.