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Hard Knocks Episode 3 recap: the guys are officially underwhelmed. The drone shot is awesome and we need to appreciate the drone technology. Howie Roseman is buying real estate in Frisco, Texas. Micah is making plays in the Harrisburg Herald (not a thing). Where are the turtles?! (The Cowboys drafted two storyline CB’s that they just don’t feature).

Remember when we would destroy our family computers with Limewire?

Kevin floats out a little teaser that the Cowboys could (and should) bring in Gardner Minshew because the Cowboys back-up QBs stink.

Aidan starts planning the parade the Sixers couldn’t give him after the Eagles finish the joint practice season undefeated. Devonta Smith is a route running God and Jalen Hurts looks to cool to fail.

Is Miles Sanders good?

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