Welcome, Shoe Wh*res! Multiple Star Wars streaming series are returning/premiering this month so it’s going to be a very happy, busy September.

In Episode 84, hosts Alyce and Laura are* taking a beat to talk about… well, more Star Wars, actually. Plus some other TV stuff. Ultimately, we are excited about TV in general, so we’re gonna talk about that. 

• Alyce is now a proud member of H.A.G. and Laura invents a new cocktail
• Rian Johnson is still making Star Wars and you’re not. So there. (via Empire)
• September is going to be a big Star Wars month and Kenobi will not be left out
• Not sure we’re buying this Grogu survival theory but we’re definitely gonna talk about it (via Screenrant)
• When in the f*ck is Bad Batch 2 coming out???
• Cal Kestis is so hot right now, he’s even getting his own book
• We have differing opinion on Leia’s wedding dress
• Have we ever had a TMZ article on our show? 
• Some Sweet BDE from 1999: A Liam Neeson Story
• Hot G and Hot D
• It’s Schmoedown Hoedown in Trivia! Cassian And/Or Wut questions, courtesy of Star Wars 7x7’s Allen Voivod.
• Listener Aris is a man about town
• We don’t know who needs to hear this, but everybody poops

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!