This week, the brothers hustle through the bottleneck to great adventure! Chris takes the coward’s route to a life of music! Matt hurts his leg! To death!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to another thrilling round of Which Interactive Fiction Book Am I?, Matt whisks you away to beautiful Slovenia for a swashbuckling castle fact, Michelle agrees that avoiding bone piles is the thing to do, and philosopher knights are dorks! Probably!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.