Happy Xmas Eve! Choosemas is back, and so is your old pal, the Krampus. Will the Yule boys manage to defeat Krampus’ monstrous challenge? And who is Krampus’ monstrous guest? WARNING: If you’re not ready for young-readers-level levitation and nihilism, you just aren’t ready for this episode.

Also, Matt is still a turd brother, Chris takes on a Krampus themed quiz and you know what, “turd brother” writes these things and honestly he’s exhausted. Happy holidays or whatever. Get your Krampus Carol pdf below the podcast embed. Help a guy out.

Here’s Your Krampus Carol You Monsters

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Original illustrations by Laurence Peguy.