This week, Chris uncovers a whole new undercover situation, Matt has a door indicated to him by the smallest of three men in domino masks, and a sad pizza party goes down – LIVE!

Plus, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Which Interactive Fiction Am I? Mysteries of the Ancients Edition, Chris consumes a pizza that is daughter-designed to induce sadness while Matt eats some extremely good pizza to make things extra depressing (pictures below), and when MacGuffie says deep HE MEANS DEEP.

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge.”

Merch Time: Grab a “Love & Excitement” Shirt (Designed by Chris’ Daughter!) Profits from this Design will Go to Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles cuz

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Original illustrations by Ted Enik.