John tells of his views on: how many testicles a bull should have; boys names for the first born in the Scott family and much, much more. Like a lot more - it goes on for ages!

The Fearn Farm "Great from Grass" ram sale is on Friday the 25th August 2017. You can follow John on Twitter @FearnFarm

The Pasture Pod Rap / Theme Tune: Lead beats performed by MC Swardstick featuring David Cameron; Bass performed by Calum Blanche; Cheeky Chat performed by Keres Blanche; Backing Vocals performed by Jessica, Kate and Keres Blanche. Seamas Blanche was the only member of the family not to be involved and he has been made aware of the disappointment this has caused.

Conversation breaks jingle: Keres Blanche on lead vocals and ukulele