Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS:  The greatest actor you never heard of  Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you should never make  • MORE CLUES to the CAN'T MISS venue for meeting chix. (Hint: it's NOT Dick Masterson's skating rink.)