ANAL phase is now the ONLY phase ■ INSANITY is now a preference ■ Ironclad stat PROVES VAX was BOGUS & BIDEN was bullshit ■ DIAPERS - the new fashion statement ■ Meet the ADULT INFANTS – you'll puke! ■ Discover new SLOGAN for lefty politicians

The boyhood letdown that MADE Elvis ■ Finding the way points in YOUR destiny ■ Should you join the "SAY YES" cult? ■ Delayed phone call changes Larry's life forever ■ Is digital living wrecking you? ■ Breaking out of an autopilot existence

Discover the last AMERICAN town ■ How a phone booth became a global star ■ Who/what killed the Mojave phone booth? ■ Why "inclusive" is Commie-speak ■ Take the "P" test – PUBLIC vs PRIVATE ■ Are FOLK musicians COMMIES? ■ How L.A. is eating the Mojave ■ Why the DESERT is Larry's fav' place

When Valentines become NIGHTMARES ■ Why is Kyrsten Sinema being SUED by her bodyguard's WIFE? ■ Adam & Eve – how it REALLY went down ■ Is UTAH the creepiest state? ■ Meet the new BONNIE & CLYDE

Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry's SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■The REAL MEANING of Christmas

XMAS GRIFTS – spot 'em/smash'em ■ Now everyone is Santa – why? ■ Parents SPANK educators and Apple Inc with "Schools Beyond Screens" ■ In search of ANONYMITY ■ Co-operation is sex for soyboys and girls ■ Why smartphones are more destructive than alcohol, tobacco & heroin – combined!

Why NYC is DOOMED! ■ Why Mamdani's WIG matters! ■ Who are the puppet-masters of NoKings? ■ Larry's clash with NoKings zombies ■ Why Mamdani & Obama are TWINS ■ Why LEFTISTS are always miserable ■ New Commie phrase for hunger ■ Why Mamdani may presage America's downfall

Meet CA's SYKO Gov candidate ■ Truth behind the "I'm Offended" grift ■ Who "stands on dead man's legs?" ■ Why actors (and influencers) are as OBSOLETE as pay phones ■ The pedo founder of the trans movement ■ The character who inspired the Take No Shit Dojo ■ U.S. military gets back in SHAPE!

Why DEAD RATS make GREAT weapons ■ How Beverly Hills destroyed a shitty neighbor ■ Why fences are FANTASTIC neighbors ■ Larry rewrites Robert Frost ■ Agencies that can help you wreck a neighbor!