Happy New Year, listeners! In our first episode of Season 6, we determine that the true villain of bad writing may in fact be capitalism. Thanks to our friend Liz for recommending this to us after she found it through the magic of bad Amazon SEO.

Content warnings: Our usual barnyard language, plus: rape (aka non-con or non-consensual erotica); graphic sex, physical abuse, and porn.

Note for YouTube users: This originally aired on 1/5/2021 but had to be reuploaded on 6/2/2022 to resolve a copyright claim for a short piece of background music.