How to kill two flying seagulls, simultaneously, without a shotgun • How a fish named Salvatore died for Larry and changed his life • Why is fishing the best sport (is it a sport)? • What were the acid waters and how did they really get their name? • What's the hardest fighting fish in the world?• Fishing drunk, with one arm – can it be done? • Do they make liquid Anacin? All this and more in this action-packed tale of hi-jinks on the high seas!