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ChatGPT Poem: You’ll Stop Burning with the Suns of a Million Universes
Reese and Joe, friends from days gone by, In Christian ska bands, they reached for the sky. But beyond the music, their bond took a turn, Through tales of mishaps, where bowels would churn.
In crowded tour buses, late-night delights, Payday bars munched under dim stage lights. Corn kernels savored, crunchy and sweet, Unbeknownst to them, a digestive defeat.
One fateful night, after the show, Reese felt a rumble, a brewing woe. He dashed to the restroom, beads on his brow, Explosive diarrhea about to allow.
Joe, not far behind, his stomach in knots, The aftermath of corn and sugary plots. Side by side in the stalls, their laughter suppressed, A friendship deepened in moments distressed.
"Oh man," Reese groaned, with a rueful grin, "Next time, let’s rethink our pre-show sin." Joe chuckled, despite the plight they were in, “Maybe just water and some aspirin.”
Corn kernels floated in the watery abyss, A surreal scene, a friendship amiss. Yet in their discomfort, they found a strange peace, In shared vulnerability, their bond did increase.
"You’ll stop burning with the suns of a million universes," Reese quipped, amid groans and curses. Joe replied, with a breathless laugh, "In this bathroom stall, we’ve found our true path."
For in life’s wild moments, unplanned and unclean, True friendship’s light can always be seen. Through laughter and tears, and digestive regrets, Their bond only strengthened, no place for frets.
So here’s to Joe and Reese, in tales so bizarre, From Christian ska stages to bathroom memoirs. You’ll stop burning, but the laughter remains, In the stories, the chaos, the love and the pains.
Patreon: www.patreon.com/pickleandbootshop
Merch: www.bonfire.com/store/the-pickle-and-boot-shop--shop/
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: joeandreesepabs
Diabolical Discussion by Daniel Rock: facebook.com/groups/diabolicaldiscussion
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ChatGPT Poem: You’ll Stop Burning with the Suns of a Million Universes
Reese and Joe, friends from days gone by, In Christian ska bands, they reached for the sky. But beyond the music, their bond took a turn, Through tales of mishaps, where bowels would churn.
In crowded tour buses, late-night delights, Payday bars munched under dim stage lights. Corn kernels savored, crunchy and sweet, Unbeknownst to them, a digestive defeat.
One fateful night, after the show, Reese felt a rumble, a brewing woe. He dashed to the restroom, beads on his brow, Explosive diarrhea about to allow.
Joe, not far behind, his stomach in knots, The aftermath of corn and sugary plots. Side by side in the stalls, their laughter suppressed, A friendship deepened in moments distressed.
"Oh man," Reese groaned, with a rueful grin, "Next time, let’s rethink our pre-show sin." Joe chuckled, despite the plight they were in, “Maybe just water and some aspirin.”
Corn kernels floated in the watery abyss, A surreal scene, a friendship amiss. Yet in their discomfort, they found a strange peace, In shared vulnerability, their bond did increase.
"You’ll stop burning with the suns of a million universes," Reese quipped, amid groans and curses. Joe replied, with a breathless laugh, "In this bathroom stall, we’ve found our true path."
For in life’s wild moments, unplanned and unclean, True friendship’s light can always be seen. Through laughter and tears, and digestive regrets, Their bond only strengthened, no place for frets.
So here’s to Joe and Reese, in tales so bizarre, From Christian ska stages to bathroom memoirs. You’ll stop burning, but the laughter remains, In the stories, the chaos, the love and the pains.
Patreon: www.patreon.com/pickleandbootshop
Merch: www.bonfire.com/store/the-pickle-and-boot-shop--shop/
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: joeandreesepabs
Diabolical Discussion by Daniel Rock: facebook.com/groups/diabolicaldiscussion
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