Monday’s OK Bud is a rollercoaster of sweet, sad, and slightly horrifying. We start with Costco’s new 4-pound pumpkin pie, a dessert so massive it might actually unite the world. Then we dive into the grim tale of an elderly woman with dementia who killed another resident in a nursing home, before Kyle bravely admits what he used to think “breast cancer” meant as a kid (spoiler: he was wildly off). We wrap with Walmart arming employees with body cameras to combat theft, because apparently we’re living in a dystopian buddy cop reboot.

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