What do you get someone for their first Vaginaversary? When non-binary trans person Callie Wright and wife Celes get their neo vaginas just 5 days apart, they share a post-surgery routine of checkups, dilators & the fear of that nagging statistic (1-2% of all gender confirmation surgery patients experience a total loss of sexual sensation). Getting rid of their penis feels so right, but finding sexual pleasure again on this new terrain is daunting. The perfect gift? Orgasms always fit! (Warning: this story mentions self-harm/suicide). #DungeonsAndDragons #KlingonGrunts #Snorlax

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

 

Song: ‘Burning Gold’ Christina Perri

 

Callie Wright is the host of the Queersplaining podcast, and you can find it at https://www.queersplaining.com/

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

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The Ethical Slut Navigating Consent series is now online. Learn more at Navigating-Consent.com

 

We interrupt our previously scheduled ‘5 Things that make us Happy’ for this Announcement (I’m still so excited!)

Bawdy was named a Best Erotic Podcast for Oprah Magazine’s inaugural Erotic Podcast list! Read all about it at https://bit.ly/BawdyOprahBestOf2020 

 

In a year like this one, momentous moments like this deserve a moment of gratitude. I’m savoring this moment but next week, I would love your help to produce the 5 Thing that make us Happy section. Please send your uplifting articles & links to us, let me know how you want to be credited, and we’ll spread the good word in our newsletter and in our podcast show notes.

Email your inspiration to [email protected] -  & Thanks!

 

Patreon: A global pandemic and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. What’s keeping our podcast and livestream going? Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. And the rewards you get in exchange for your support are getting better: Our $10/month Patreon supporters now receive - in addition to ad-free episodes of the podcast - new rewards like free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream recordings, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thanks so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! Want to ensure that Bawdy make it through the Apocalypse? Become a Member at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your donation to

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling.com

Paypal: [email protected]

Zelle: [email protected]

(& Thank You!)

 

Purchasing Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting this show that you love. Bawdy Storytelling offers a line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume (with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla), Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our Saturday, August 15th Bawdy Storytelling’s Livestream is themed ‘What is Kinky?’ And this is the Bawdy you don’t want to miss! First person stories that explore fetishes like Vore, Looning, ABDL, more - and music by the talented Rachel Lark. It’s happening at 7 PM Pacific/10 PM Eastern 

Tickets are available at https://bit.ly/BawdyWIKLivestream

 

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Remember: Our Livestream shows have a limited capacity, so don’t wait to buy your tickets. Be first in line by subscribing to our email list, and you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams first. Subscribe to our email list at

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to [email protected] or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!