Can I cut you free of your attachments with my grandfather’s knife? At a Vipassana Meditation silent retreat, Polyamorous Pansexual Ecosexual Greta Jane receives a message from her lover the Universe, who demands a Leap of Faith. A ceremony is required, and it’s time sever her 14 year relationship with her monogamous partner, sell off her earthly goods, and invite a hunky young inamorato to take a break from unspinning the patriarchy to tie her to a tree. It’s all seems so complicated, but she embraces the natural world and builds a grandmother altar, finds the perfect mossy fallen timber on a cliff above the McKenzie river, and invites her ancestors, the fairies and the guides to witness the removal of her red silk restraints. Can you see the glittering orgasms, the flood of nectar soaking the Earth? And does 2% spandex really make that big a difference? #PleasureGuide #Feminist #SmokeyTheBear

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

 

Song: ‘TreeF*cker’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Find out more about Bergey at 

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7sGKHjjKv9lWxk2XK6fyRD

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening this Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT. This is a Bawdy livestream you won’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html 

 

How to pitch your story for the Bawdy Storytelling Livestream & Podcast: take out your phone, hit record on your voice memo, and tell me your story (beginning, middle and end). Put your name on that file, attach it to an email and send it to [email protected] or send a google link to bawdystorytelling.com. I can’t wait to hear your story!

 

Make sure you’re notified of all upcoming Livestreams - and find out when live shows resume - by signing up at https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Episode Links

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Patreon: Bawdy would not exist right now without Patreon. Right now, Patreon is our everything - and becoming a member of our Patreon ensures that Bawdy can make it through this difficult time. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation means that the live events that once kept Bawdy Storytelling afloat are long gone. Join our Patreon and you’ll get GREAT rewards in exchange for your support: Our $10/month Patreon supporters receive Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast, our behind-the-scenes story coaching series, story videos from the live show & more. Thank you so much for your support during this catastrophic loss of show revenue, friends! 

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(& Thank You!)

 

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Or maybe you want a Bawdy Buttplug? Email me and you too can have my little cartoon face peeking out of your butthole.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s athttps://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Our next Bawdy Storytelling Livestream is themed ‘F*ckbuddies’  and it’s happening on Saturday, August 29th at 7 PM PDT/10 PM EDT - and this is the Bawdy live you don’t want to miss! 

Tickets are available at http://bit.ly/BawdyFBLS

What time is that for YOU? Use this: https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

 

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!