How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them? • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo's new sensei/attorneys • Who's been stealing from you?