This week, the Buds dive into global madness — starting with a child cannibal in Egypt who says he was just acting out video games and movies, then racing through the Louvre heist that stripped priceless jewels in under four minutes, and finally unpacking Ashton Kutcher’s public coping over Hollywood ghosting him. To top it off, Ben and Kyle introduce Jerii to the world-changing delicacy known as the marshmallow fluffanutter.