Are you all wet and exhausted from Amy's sex swamp? Lavender menace Amy Melin is nicknamed after a famous Las Vegas landmark, but it comes with a bit of chagrin: yes, her orgasms are especially cinematic, but what about all that clean-up?! So when her friend Layla has a birthday, group leader the Queen of Mean pull out all the stops: fancy meal prep in a tiny kitchen, too many nude servers, spankings, a violet wand, the happy duck - and since it’s a special occasion, Amy is dessert. Wait, you want me to put that ice cold trailer hitch WHERE?#Drowning #AestheticallyDriven #HusButch #Aflac 

 

Song: ‘I Get Off’ (Halestorm)

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Episode Links

Margaret Cho will be telling a story on the next Bawdy Livestream! It’s on Saturday, March 13th, and our ‘Happy Accidents’ livestream features Margaret Cho, sex writer Tracy Clark-Flory, music by Bawdy’s resident songwriter Jefferson Bergey & much more! #DanceParty #Prizes 

Please:

1. Buy your tickets NOW at https://bit.ly/BawdyHALS

2. Then, share these links on social media (& be sure to RSVP)

Facebook: https://fb.me/e/3fZ8GcpAX

Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/events/975640

 

Patreon: Wanna be connected to other Bawdy fans, and get great rewards? Our Patreon have brand new patron tiers like the #BPC, the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Hookup ($10/month) & up supporters receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Patreon has become our Everything during COVID; A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation all at the same time? While other entertainment is fading out, Patreon (and you) can help us continue to produce the the podcast & the livestreams until we can get back to live shows. We can ride this thing out, with your help; Become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or you can support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: [email protected]

Zelle: [email protected]

(& Thank You in advance for keeping us going)

 

Uberlube: It’s ‘Lube Facts with Dixie’, courtesy of Uberlube! This week: boiled red seaweed was one of the original lubes. Sounds sticky, right? So glad that today there’s Uberlube, a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients (it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E). Überlube offers long-lasting performance with no flavor or scent. Right now, they’re offering **Bawdy Storytelling** listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. That’s 10% off and free shipping! Just use the promo code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! Dipsea also has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax … just because you’re grown up, doesn’t mean you’ve outgrown bedtime stories. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams.  And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

CAMEO: Need the perfect gift? Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies). For $69, you can have a short zoom call with Dixie to tell her all about the recipient, and she’ll make you a custom video for them, in time for their special day. Find out more by emailing [email protected] #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery, and I’d love to help you find your story. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity.

Email me at [email protected] for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions you have…

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!