Jackie and Dunlap report to you almost live and a little late from New Hampshire. Hear about the snowstorm, the Rubio Super Bowl party, the Gilmore Puppy Bowl party, the Fiorina town hall, the Sanders can't-come-in, and all the fun and excitement that comes with following the United States presidential candidates on the 2016 campaign trail. Thanks for kehstartering us into New England, everybody!

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