“You have Cancer. And now you have to come!” Stand-up Comedian & Improviser Jonathan Euseppi learns 2 things from his doctor: 1. He has round cell liposarcoma, and 2. Chemo will make him infertile, so they must collect a viable specimen right away. Still reeling from his medical diagnosis, Jonathan visits the fertility clinic the next morning and is thrown one curveball after another - but the stakes have never been higher, so clear a path, here he comes. #Masturbation #DirtyTalk #HospitalTitties

 

Song: ‘Make my own Sunshine’ (Alyssa Bonagura)

 

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THIS WEEK: Live shows are back! Our First Outdoor, Fully Vaccinated Post Pandemic Bawdy is happening this Saturday June 19th, 2021 (8-10 PM) in San Francisco. It’s almost sold out, but there’s plenty of Livestream tickets available for our brand new Hybrid show. 

Live Event & Livestream tickets are available at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLIVE2021

Questions? Email [email protected]

Be sure to RSVP and share it with friends: On Facebook: https://fb.me/e/14s0yP0Vr

On Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/events/997026

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on. Whether you want a story to turn you on or to wind you down for better sleep, Dipsea has wellness sessions, bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax. Dipsea helps you get in touch with yourself for some extra sweet dreams.  And for listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/ and use the promo code DIXIE.  Dipsea release new stories every week, so there’s always more to explore - no matter who you’re into or what turns you on.  Download the app right now, and get a 30 day free trial when you go to https://www.dipseastories.com/Dixie

 

Uberlube: Your body benefits from Lube - and Uberlube is the best! Uberlube offers you the clean, natural, long-lasting performance you want, then quickly dissipates without leaving a sticky residue. Right now, They’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping, when you use the code Dixie at uberlube.com  #SupportOurSponsors #LubeRocks

 

Patreon: We’re offering great rewards when you become a member of our Patreon. You can get free tickets to our first livestream LIVE show, be connected to other Bawdy fans, join the #BPC and so much more. Our Patreon have new patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. Our Hookup ($10/month) & up supporters receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast & more. Our Patrons have kept Bawdy going during COVID and we’re saying Thank you with Insider Info and exclusive access. A global pandemic, quarantine and economic devastation all at the same time? While other events have gone away out, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the podcast & livestreams - and to make Bawdy even better as we relaunch. Become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling

Paypal: [email protected]

Zelle: [email protected]

(& Thank You in advance!)

Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need the perfect gift? I’ve been having so much fun making customized videos for fans of Bawdy. Send your friends and lovers a custom ‘Cameo’ video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it’s a great way to send love for a quarantine birthday, for Mother’s Day… For $69, you and I can have a short zoom call to tell me all about the recipient, and I’ll make you a custom video for their special day. Find out more by emailing [email protected] #CustomVideo #Gift

 

Bawdy Got Me Laid: Bawdy Storytelling offers its own line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast or scent fan! You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang and warm vanilla. There’s also (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, lube & more. Bawdy Merchandise means you smell great while supporting a podcast that you love.

Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

 

Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery, and I’d love to help you find your story. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity.

Email me at [email protected] for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Subscribe to our email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming Livestreams, Podcasts and Special Events first - it’s at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!