Jackie and Dunlap discuss the stars of CPAC 2013-- Palin! Romney! Rubio! Coulter! LaPierre! Not Christie! Segregation Guy! Plus the All New Pope, Rob Portman and his gay son, and Michael Moore and dead kids.

Brought to you by Jickie's Market (Not Jackie's Market), where they now only serve 150 oz. drinks, and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club, holding auditions for their upcoming production of Who Left The Crumpet In The WC? Also, an update on Victor Mileage's Luby's parking lot run of GD This Horse.