Kids these days have it so easy. We live in a world where, with your phone and a ring light, you can start your burgeoning porn empire. Back in my day, I had to walk uphill 3 miles in the snow to take a picture of my cooch. Seattle based comedian Jimmy Sorrentino knows what I'm talking about. In this episode, a 71-year old Jimmy (just kidding) lugs state of the art camera equipment and a willing punk rock goth pixie dream girl to the middle of a cornfield to create some pictures to remember. But a first generation digital camera is the least of their worries, and much like Jimmy's corn field, we're all ears. #Condoms #FloppyDisks #HomemadePorn

 

Song: ‘Lovers in the Backseat’ (Scissor Sisters)

 

Episode Links

Live Shows are Back! : Our last live/ Livestream Bawdy event was a massive, Sold Out Success - and we only have this gorgeous outdoor Courtyard for two more dates. Get tickets now for Bawdy’s Saturday July 17th, 2021 show in San Francisco - Tickets are going fast!

Tickets (for Front Row Tables, Reserved Seating, General Admission & more) are at http://bit.ly/BawdyJulyOutdoorSF

Not in San Francisco? This is a Hybrid show, so buy a ticket for the Livestream, too. Be sure to RSVP and share it with friends!

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Questions? Email [email protected]

 

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Patreon: Wanna watch the Livestream replay of this past weekend’s first Live Bawdy in San Francisco? Want free Livestream tickets for our next Live/Hybrid show? You get BOTH when you become a member of our Patreon at the Hookup ($10/month) level or greater. Bawdy’s Patreon supporters receive free tickets to special events, Free tickets to our Livestream shows, access to the livestream replay, ad-free episodes of the podcast, you’ll be connected to other Bawdy fans, you can join the #ButtplugClub and so much more. Our Patreon has patron tiers like the Confidante, the Concierge & more. While other events have gone away out, Patreon (and you) are allowing us to continue to produce the podcast & livestreams - and to make Bawdy even better as we relaunch. Become a Member Now at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

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Ready to tell your story, and change your life? I’m offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery, and I’d love to help you find your story. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a book, or working on your Business’ brand storytelling?  No matter what you’re up against, I can help you communicate with calmness & clarity.

Email me at [email protected] for more info - we can book a short discovery call, I’m happy to answer any questions.

 

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible

 

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer & Livestream Technical Director: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Livestreaming by Rubeun Tan Web Streaming

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 

 

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