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Jackie and Dunlap announce the winner of the 2016 Red State Update March Madness Tournament Bracket of Champions. They talk about the Kasich and Cruz team-up, the Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island primaries, the upcoming Megyn Kelly/Donald Trump interview, the Ted Cruz porn lady, John McCain sittin' out the GOP convention, the North Carolina bathroom stuff, the $20 bill Hamilton/Jackson/Tubman controversy, who's mad at Fox, and Prince.

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