An R-rated voicemail almost takes the show in an ugly direction. Listener "Mike the Trucker" wants JB to teach him how to sing Kenny Chesney's "There Goes My Life" for his daughter's wedding. With the Sturgis motorcycle rally happening this week, JB remembers trying to join Hells Angels with founder Sonny Barger. Buzz is annoyed by news reporters wearing masks on TV and is going to hell for stealing avocados. Plus: we're "afraid of Americans" – some weird/gross stories from the week, and of course, it's Pat the complainer with another voicemail, and this time she actually likes something...and it's not sand!