Jackie and Dunlap on the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland. Trump is now officially the Republican nominee, and the boys still can't explain it. Plus:

Did Melania Trump plagiarize her speech from Michelle Obama?

General! Sheriff! Mayor! Chachi! Grieving Mother!

Should Trump be allowed to play Queen?

Sexual harassment is gross. Roger Ailes sexual harassment is the grossest. Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly take a stand! Is Ailes out at Fox? Why do the Murdoch boys hate him so bad?

The two sides of Newt Gingrich: crazy asshole and boring lecturing asshole.

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