Johnny’s got a new computer! Sure, it’s clean and pleasing now, but for how long?! The grown-men confront the dark enchantment their possessions have over them, and then Johnny shows off his partially-built birthday Lego! Soon after, Tony makes an incomprehensible gesticulation, and it confuses Johnny. They reflect on the pleasures of lurking behind hotels, and then comedian, DJ, radio host, and friend Cipha Sounds gets on the call to discuss Stoicism, suicide prevention, and how Cipha made the transition from the alluring world of hip-hop to the intensely dorky world of improv comedy. This episode is not suitable for adults.