We tried to quit, but it wasn't easy with that sombitch Trump in the White House.

It's President Trump now, and Jackie and Dunlap have some things to get off their chest in this sad angry post-election wrap-up. What about the rust belt? The rural South? The white people? WHAT ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE? And the men, won't anyone think of the men? Also: Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of State? Reinse Priebus as Chief of Staff? Steve Bannon as White Nationalism Strategist? Newt Gingrich as Joseph McCarthy? What about the protests? The hate crimes? The White House meeting between Obama and Trump? What's Mike Pence up to? Is gay marriage settled law? What about abortion? Will the Trump Kids get security clearances? When will he meet with Putin? Can Trump just be president of the internet? What about Benson, The Jeffersons, Max Headroom, and Jackie Chan?

I guess we ain't quittin' so we didn't have no sponsors today but we will on the next one. Plus Jackie's Mayor and all that malarkey.