Meet BEATRICE, the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed 'indestructible' light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say "duh" to L.A.'s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.'s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.'s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!