With SXSW looming, our heroes discover that the payments they’re receiving for the festival are being structured differently (yes, a “travel buyout” is involved). It’s impossible to tell if they’re being treated equally, and that’s enough to unleash a tidal wave of resentments. When Johnny announces he’s got a hard out, they rush a scene (that ends up being pretty good!) and then welcome comedian & writer Alison Leiby to the call. Alison helps them crunch some numbers on the festival pay dispute, and then they discover that they’re all only children! Johnny’s Game is too easy, but they have fun, anyway.

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