Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!