Why dogs are better than people • How a dog ruined Larry's Christmas, and his father's car, yet delivered this show to you • Why Larry loved Freddy, the world's most psychotic, homicidal canine (and you will too) • What did Larry find in a junkyard that became an article of clothing he wore for years? • Is Trixie a dog name, a hooker name, or both? Meet Mama Jenkins, a .12 gauge totin' maniac who almost took out Larry's extended family • What is Madera Star-Flecked Twilight and how can it bring you spiritual enlightenment? All this and more!