The giggle-boys are being silly tickledicks, at the top of the pod. They titter about Harry Potter, old email accounts, and whether you have to be a hoarder to run a junkyard. Should it ever come down to it, in a survival situation, Johnny promises to kill Tony in his sleep. Tony takes umbrage at this. Then Dan Lippert swaggers in to claim the title of “2nd Guest Who’s Listened to Every Episode.” The hosts are flattered and go on to grill Dan on his whole life story. Dan turns out to be a kind and sensitive soul who has a deep knowledge of the play The Crucible. Tony probes him for ways they could be running their podcast better. And Johnny is shocked to learn that neither Tony nor Dan likes breakfast pizzas. Honesty abounds!