With his long torso and teeny, tiny legs Graham Lofthouse and his family own 109.99999999999999 Hectares in Galawater in the Scottish Borders. A man driven by the knowledge that nothing is ever perfect but there's always hope that one day it might be, we speak about all sorts - sport, psychology, decimal points and obsessive attention to farming detail. I make a big enough mistake to probably get a Hawick Fatwa issued on me regarding 1980s lock forward Alan Tomes.

Graham has a huge agricultural knowledge and breaks down how he makes money from a relatively small land resource. A former AgriScot Sheep Farmer of the Year, I hope we can be best friends in future.