Buzz's stolen catalytic converter is worth more than the stimulus check! The cancel culture continues, from Dr. Seuss to a Chicago sportscaster – are Irish jokes next to go? The Royals' "two-hour trashathon" with Oprah makes Piers Morgan "boil over." JB watches the Woody Allen HBO doc "Allen v. Farrow" – is it a pick to click? Dolly Parton is "the one good thing in our empire's twilight" and still the sweetest thing, even when we wake her up! Plus: Dr. Buzz explains quaaludes to little Johnny.