Gah, they never knock! On this episode, Teen Mom turned Sportsballing Lesbian Sarah Pennino heads off to Festival of the Babes in Vancouver BC for queer community and healthy exercise. Since a weekend away is a rare thing for a single parent, she makes the most of it – and ends up falling in love with her non-binary Tinder date. How do you balance a queer long distance relationship with the proper parenting of your son? Plan for adventurous family travel, be a good listener, give sound medical advice, throw a blanket over your (sexual act) when your teenager walks in on you, and remember not to yank. Youch, now we need WebMD for TWO medical emergencies!

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour 

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large  

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Song: ‘FYI, I wanna F your A’ by Ninja Sex Party

 

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‘Shenanigans’ on January 17th in Seattle, WA

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Best of Bawdy Seattle in Seattle, WA on February 14th, 2019

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Bawdy’s Dirty Dozen 12 Year Anniversary (7 PM) on February 23rd 2019

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