Jackie & Dunlap on Gates' book, Joe Biden Day at the White House, Chris Christie and the bridge scandal, the War on Poverty, Promise Zones, Satanist statues in Oklahoma, Texas millionaires hunting Rhinos, and Colorado pot shortages.

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