Lieutenant Uhura is up for a promotion – and she’s willing to EARN it! When the online registration form for the International Ms Leather conference requests a personal fantasy as part of your profile for the weekend, burlesque legend (and career Trekkie) Alotta Boutté types in one line: “To be Lieutenant Uhura, getting banged by Captain Kirk while sucking off Spock.” Oh, it’s on! Alotta’s friends and fellow freaks band together to make her Star Trek dreams come true in IMsL’s notorious dungeon. But should she let an emotionless Vulcan top her? Hmm, let’s find out! #HotelCon #Cosplay

 

Song: ‘S & M’ by Rihanna

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour 

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large 

 

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Wanna feel beautiful? Check out Dark Garden corsetry! They just hit their goal on Kickstarter so they’ll be opening a store in New Orleans soon. They’re a San Francisco landmark, and Dixie will be wearing one of their creations onstage at this week’s 12 Year Anniversary shows

Their website is at https://www.darkgarden.com/corsets/demicup-victorian (hey, that’s Alotta Boutté!)

 

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Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling! Here’s what’s coming up (we tend to sell out, so get your tickets in advance/right now): : 

 

February 23rd 2019: Bawdy’s Dirty Dozen 12 Year Anniversary (7 PM, San Francisco)

http://bit.ly/Bawdy12YearAnniv

 

February 23rd 2019: the Best of Bawdy (10 PM in San Francisco)

http://bit.ly/BawdyBOBSF2019

 

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Thank you to Team Bawdy:

 

Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia 

Sound Engineer: David Grosof 

Project Manager: Dana Hanna 

Archivist /Video: Joe Moore