How 16 qts. of beef stew on a Facebook post leads you to spiritual enlightenment • What "compliment" might make a woman boil a rabbit on your stove? • Why Southern Lent is Mardi Gras and New England Lent is misery • Which "film-maker" is an asshole? • Meet the movie star priest who solved a religious riddle (and pissed off almost everyone) • What you can do to make God smile and not destroy Earth. All this and more!