Why do Arizona bakers hate Gays so much? Why do we demand apologies from people who don't mean them? Why do we not understand the Ukraine stuff yet? Who makes the best cobbler in Murfreesboro and why are they so mean? And who was the forgotten Whistling Cowboy of Jackie's youth? These are all good questions, and we answer some of them.

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