The UFC went to Seattle and put on an event many are calling the best of the year so far, where Joe Oliver Pyfer defeated Israel Adesanya in a main event bout that might make ya boi BODYBAGZZZZZZZZZZ somebody in the middleweight division. In other action, Michael Chiesa got his soft-filter retirement celebration (while Niko Price most certainly did not), and Alexa Grasso did some absolutely horrific stuff to Maycee Barber — which, of course, was awesome.

Plus, Dana White came to the postfight press conference and answered several pertinent questions about the UFC product by telling us, “Who gives a fuck … just watch the fights.” Who gives a fuck, sir? Clearly not you…

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