Sarah Palin Was Right! Russia Rolls Eyes At Obama As Putin Crushes Democracy! Also, somebody tell us who the fascists are, because there are so many of them? Also, we don't really start talking about the news until 50 minues in.

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman (Hurt Bird okay, some of Hurt Birds 3-11 doing all right, monkey's better too) and Wet Breads (Juicy Pizza coming soon!) Also there's a lot of talk about the mean guy who runs the cobbler place, and Moonshine by MooPaul From Down In The Holler. Plus more sirens courtesy of Longhornz Dance Parlour or Dancin Parlour or Dance Is Parlour.

You should probably listen to Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man by Eddie Rabbitt to get you in the mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_jp75P0Wjk