Machine Gun Kelly is engaged to Megan Fox and the two drank each others' blood to celebrate, Jason Momoa posts a melodramatic essay to Instagram to announce his divorce from Lisa Bonet, writer's rooms in Hollywood are going out of their way to not hire white guys, and a Crime Corner featuring a surgeon who liked to tag his work.

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