Spring Break beaches are about to get swamped with drunk and horny coeds after two years of COVID, Jussie Smollett's sentencing hearing is going down this afternoon, SXSW in Austin is both super fun and really cringe, and a Florida woman was arrested for driving while high on deodorant. 

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